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- The Grey Queen and the Staying King: A Friday to Remember
The 2026 2000 Guineas takes place at Newmarket on Saturday, May 2 at approximately 3:35 PM. This Group 1 race for three-year-olds covers one mile on the Rowley Mile course. - Silks & Shenanigans: Punchestown: Where the Legends Bow Out and the Punters Bottom Out
While Punchestown is busy jumping things, the Flat season is kicking into high gear in the UK tomorrow. - Silks & Shenanigans: The Punchestown Party: Townend Takes Over
Thursday, April 30, 2026, the focus of the racing world is firmly on the Punchestown Festival,
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